whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
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