So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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