we have pet lesbian snakes
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
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The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
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we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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