I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
Randomize
