i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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