Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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