i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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