If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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