Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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