I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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