Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
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Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
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But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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