She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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