would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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