Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
