what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
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I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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