sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
it was like eating out sand paper
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
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I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
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i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush