i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
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Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
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I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy