just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
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Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
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Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up