i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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