Heybabeimwearingurpanties
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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