Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
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i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
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My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
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