i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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