i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
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the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
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My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
whose parrot is this?
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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