Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
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