Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
Randomize
