It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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