There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I'm at about main and main street
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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