Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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