i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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