HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
My liver just had a heart attack.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
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