i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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