so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
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