i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
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Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
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Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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