It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
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Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
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well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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