I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
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and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
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She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess