i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
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TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
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dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN