Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
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she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
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Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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