Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
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I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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