id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
cat food counts as protein by the way
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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