She went from zero to smokin in five shots
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
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there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
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The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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