I love black thongs
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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