I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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