This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
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So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
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The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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