His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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