I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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