VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
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let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
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I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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