Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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