you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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