I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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