you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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