TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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