There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Barsexuality is the new black.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
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There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
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The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
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