Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
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then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
two words...techno handjob
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
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I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Damn victory sex feels great
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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