he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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