I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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