We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
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I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
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Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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