I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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